You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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