you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
