yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
there is glitter all over my balls
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
