I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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