just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Of course I have a pirate flag
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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