Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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