i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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