Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
