And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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