dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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