Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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