would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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