is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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