Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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