We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Drake has all the answers
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
