He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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