have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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