I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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