from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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