It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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