True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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