I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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