I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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