3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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