This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
