So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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