I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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