Your mouth is God's brothel.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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