I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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