Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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