Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
and you said cock pushups were impossible
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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