I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Randomize
