Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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