escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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