There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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