fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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