I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
it glows. i had to have it.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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