yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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