come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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