I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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