It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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