your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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