I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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