Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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