I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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