I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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