I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
