And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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