I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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