Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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