She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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