all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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