How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
