I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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