Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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